Trip goals

• eat as many different kinds of biltong as possible
• try to find local folk art to bring back
• avoid having to wear the legionnaire's cap
• spot a penguin on the coast
• find a Parktown prawn in Johannesburg
• see a Great White
• count the number of times Gabe says "Oy" in exasperation
• force Matt to do the math
• get within 10ft of any kind of mammal at a national park
• say Kaapstad instead of Cape Town at least once
• drive on the left side of the road 
• put our Luke's Joint sticker up somewhere